I am a fan of all things nerdy.聽 No, I鈥檓 not a Trekkie or a Star Wars Fan Girl, and you won鈥檛 find me walking around in costume at ComicCon.
Ok, maybe you will.
Want to win my heart?聽 Serenade me with 鈥檚 love song that says,聽鈥淚 know everyone you know, you know everyone I know, our Venn diagrams are one circle,鈥澛and I鈥檓 yours forever.聽
If you used one of 鈥檚 Howard Wolowitz鈥 pick-up lines on me, say for example, this gem鈥β鈥淚f I could make any compound, I鈥檇 make uranium iodide so that I could put U and I together,鈥澛I鈥檇 buy you dinner.聽
Like I said, major nerd.
After this geeky introduction, it鈥檚 probably no surprise to you that I am a science teacher.聽 As such, my job is to make sure my students learn about concepts like photosynthesis, stoichiometry, DNA fingerprinting and the nitrogen cycle.聽 In 15 years of teaching, I have sadly learned that many of the students I teach will not continue their studies in science when they go off to college.聽 Their hearts lie in the arts, finance, computer science, or wherever the money is trending.聽 While I make sure I encourage and challenge those who want to be the next doctors and research scientists, I make it my priority to ensure that all of my students get a well-rounded education.聽 I鈥檓 tough on grammar, I make them do presentations to work on their self-confidence and public speaking skills, and when asked if I 鈥渃ount off for spelling鈥, the answer is always, 鈥淵es!鈥
To keep those not easily fascinated with the mystical properties of chemistry and the beauty of biology engaged, I use humor.聽 Yeah, I鈥檓 that teacher that thinks all of her jokes are funny.聽 The great thing is my students do, too.聽 After teaching a concept, I鈥檒l use to send my students a comic or pun that only those who have a firm grasp of the material will understand.聽
Here are some of the funnies I use to help them memorize the element names and symbols:
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Scratching your head on this one?聽 The symbol for sodium is Na.聽 The eight electron diagrams of sodium would actually read Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Batman!
After teaching ions and chemical bonding, my students and I giggle at these quips:
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Befuddled?聽 When an atom loses an electron, it becomes positively charged.
When I teach replication, transcription, and translation, I like to introduce them to this guy:
Perplexed?聽 Pirates say, 鈥淎rg!鈥 which is the abbreviation for the amino acid arginine.
These always bring down the house after studying Mendel and genetics:
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What鈥檚 that you say, you didn鈥檛 understand these?聽 Time to go back to high school.聽
If you鈥檙e a teacher looking to follow my example and add humor to your class or just in search of a little comic relief, there are a wealth of resources to find more science jokes and puns.聽 Start your search on Pinterest, of course. Follow @sciencejokes99, @SciJokes, and @badsciencejoke on Twitter, asapscience, science.jokes and robthechemist on Instagram and, of course, "like" 91国产自拍 on Facebook and follow us on Instagram and Twitter as we鈥檒l be sharing one hilarious joke after another throughout the year.
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